Welcome to the totally genuine, super serious diss track on Dylan Cozart. By me! Robert Walgreens! Here's the link to the unlisted lyrical breakdown video:
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lyrics:
My name is
Robert Walgreens,
Owner of a pharmacy,
And I’m gonna bring an end to this
Stupid guy who’s suing me
His first names “Dylan”, and his
Last name is “Cozart”
But personally I prefer to call him,
Mr. Dylan “Blows Farts”
Yeah
He be
Droning like a pigeon,
Cuz these birds are robot spies,
All up in here like gateman
Oh, pardon me with my “real green screen”,
Didn’t mean to flex on you with your pole and a sheet!
I’ve got 57 followers, and
Although I haven’t checked,
I bet your sorry ass
Definitely has way less.
I’m famous, I’m a pimp, I’m a CEO,
Dylan why don’t you just go eat some cereal, from your
Collar bone, like you’re
Out of bowls, sorry
To put you on blast like a
Chunk of coal.
This game of ours, is a quid pro quo,
And you lit the fuse, so I’m ready to blow!
Chorus
I be running Walgreens and I hate to say,
But with my fire Walgreens beats you’re gonna pass away,
Like a passing gaze, today will be the day
That you fade away off the rapper space
I be runnin Walgreens with our long receipts, but When this
shit is said and done you gonna be deceased.
Like you caught a disease,
With a cough and a wheeze,
You’ll be wishing you had never messed
With Robert Walgreens!
Mr. Zart is an artist, or so he proclaims,
Which is funny cuz he doesn’t know a thing about paint!
NEWS FLASH! Paint should go onto CANVASES!
So then how come you put paint on a lamp, my man?
Wuh oh, Dylan must be off his meds,
Cuz he’s tryna compare furniture to types of bread, and
Now he’s tweeting bout Curious George in his head, and
Every time he tweets it makes me wish I were dead.
You make jams out of jam and make tunes out of shoes,
Gettin hella views, postin them on YouTube.
Like is that even music? You uncultured noob!
Learn an instrument that isn’t just you sampling food!
Dcozy is done, watch your channel go under,
It sinks to the floor like a pirate chest plunder,
I know that you’re skilled so I won’t steal your thunder but
How could I lose! You can’t even spell WONDER!
I be running Walgreens and I hate to say,
But with my fire Walgreens beats you’re gonna pass away,
Like a passing gaze, today will be the day
That you fade away off the rapper space
I be runnin Walgreens with our long receipts, but When this
shit is said and done you gonna be deceased.
Like you caught a disease,
With a cough and a wheeze,
You’ll be wishing you had never messed
With Robert Walgreens!
Ima shake this up just like rock man be,
Cuz I know it’s getting long like I’m tall ten feet, but
My ankle socks are dirty and I
Know my raps are wordy but
I’ve got a lot to say and not much
Time so I’ve gotta hurry. Look:
Your lawsuit is frivolous,
Because Walgreens is spelled different
From walls which has two L’s in it,
And Walgreens is spelled with one less,
So basically I’m saying that
We never even claimed to that
Our walls were green so take that Extra
L in walls and SHOVE IT
End
Also thanks to my buddies Anthony and Eric for helping me with filming and stuff. They were a big help. Here are their YouTube channels:
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And hey, thanks for watching. This was a lot of fun to make, so I hope you guys enjoyed it. :)
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